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Fishy Fish Collage

This collage came about not, as you might think, because I am a Monty Python fan (I’m not), or because I like fishing (I don’t), but because I had to cover up an existing collage I had done (and completely botched) and couldn’t think of anything fish-related in terms of a quote to go with the picture.  As soon as I put the fish on there, all I could think about was the scene in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life where the strange man with the long wonky arms and his equally strange transsexual man/woman friend discuss the loss of a beloved fish.  It goes something like this :

STRANGE MAN: I wonder where that fish has gone.

STRANGE WOMAN: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.

STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go.

STRANGE WOMAN: Is it in the cupboard?

AUDIENCE: Yes! Yes! No!…

STRANGE WOMAN: Wouldn’t you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.

STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go.

MAN IN AUDIENCE: It’s behind the sofa!

STRANGE WOMAN: Where can that fish be?

MAN IN AUDIENCE: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?!

RANDOM: Shh!

STRANGE WOMAN: It is a most elusive fish!

STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go.

STRANGE WOMAN: Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

STRANGE MAN: A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.

STRANGE WOMAN: Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

STRANGE MAN: That went wherever I did go.

So, with this playing disturbingly in my brain, I made this collage.  I was compelled, or possibly possessed…  Anyway, I do like creating things with fish on them.  They are the birds of the sea, and quite beautiful.  I am still thinking about giving this one a monocle.  I feel he needs one…  Thoughts?

Hope you’re having a happy day and keeping track of your fishies! 🙂

 

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Pretty Mermaid

This is possibly one of the quickest cards I have ever made.  No faffing about, no rummaging around for hours for the right coloured paper, just bing-bada-boom and it was done. The fish tail fit perfectly with the little girl and everything came together really easily.  No fuss and no tantrums.  The biggest struggle I had was finding a word or piece of text to add to it.  “Pretty” was the best I could do (ie I gave up in the end) and it seems to fit anyway. I added some Liquid Pearls around her neck so the word appears as part of a necklace.  I’m still considering putting an object in her hand as she does appear to be holding something, and I might add some shine to her scales too,
but I will sort that out later.

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She’s quite a demure little thing – no bare boobies for her.  Maybe she is transitioning from mermaid to human?  Maybe she burns easily?  Maybe blouses are the new underwater fashion.  Who can say?  I’m just glad she didn’t give me dramas and I finished her quickly.

Hope your day is happy and coming together as it should 🙂