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Easy Lemon Delicious

Lemon Self-Flagellation Pudding. When you’re sad and hating yourself for being a not very good human being, cook a guilt-laden dessert for yourself and shove it in your gob. Salty tears and a scoop of remorse add a little savoury note.

It’s been a rough week.  I hurt someone’s feelings and I feel terrible about it.  I’ve apologised and I think they’ve forgiven me but I can’t get the yuckiness out of my brain.

 I’ve had to say goodbye to people this week, a dear friend lost her beloved four-legged best friend, I’m anxious and tired, and everything seems tricky and hard.

Feeling miserable and sad and not liking myself very much, I turned to food.  Because that’s what I do.  I have been trying so hard to be good but last night was NOT the time to be disciplined.  So, baking was on the agenda.  The fat and sugar-laden agenda.

I had some lemons that were beckoning me (they’re fruit – that’s healthy, right?) and I was not looking to create anything too difficult or taxing on my limited energy.  I wanted comfort food.  I wanted sweet, lemony, saucy comfort food.  So I made a Lemon Delicious Self-Saucing Pudding.  And then ate pretty much all of it.  Hating myself with every bite. Crying over the bowl as I stood at the kitchen counter.

I use this recipe from Best Recipes.com – it’s easy and fool-proof and takes no time at all to whip up and devour.  Which is good if you want to bake it and eat it in record time so there’s no evidence of your bad adulting left behind. Unless of course your brother comes home and catches you, standing in your PJs, sobbing into a steaming hot baking dish, your face smeared with lemon sauce and cake crumbs.

Lemon Delicious (Self-Saucing Pudding)

  • 1 cup self-raising flour
  • 1/2 cup caster sugar
  • 1 tsp lemon rind grated
  • 2 tbs butter melted
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup milk

Sauce

  • 1/3 cup caster sugar
  • 1 tsp lemon rind grated
  • 1 cup boiling water
  • 1/2 cup lemon juice

Preheat oven to 180C.
Sift the flour and pinch of salt together.
Add sugar and grated lemon rind, mixing well. Stir in melted butter, vanilla and milk.
Turn into a greased, ovenproof dish with deep sides.

Sauce: Sprinkle mixture with the sugar and lemon rind.
Combine boiling water and lemon juice and carefully pour over the mixture in the dish.
Bake for 30-40 minutes.

Stand for 5-10 minutes before serving.

Tears optional 🙂

 

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Lemon & Baby Peas Pasta (Pauline’s Lemon Pasta)

Lemon & Baby Peas Pasta (Pauline’s Lemon Pasta)

Firstly, a warning.  The photo below is not good.  It does not look appetising at all.  I apologise.  As per usual, I tried to take a photo at night, in my little kitchen with barely any lighting.  Secondly, I tried to do that cheffy, twisting-the-pasta-around-artfully-on-the-plate kind of thing.  Which, blatantly obviously, did not work.

However, the completed dish was quite tasty and I am glad I broke my almost decade-long boycott on pasta.  I don’t do pasta.  It doesn’t like me and I am not a huge fan of it either.  I haven’t missed it at all since I stopped eating it some ten years or so ago, but tonight I saw this recipe in the magazine Daphne’s Diary and thought I would give it a go.  I like anything with lemon in and, let’s be honest, cheese.  So here’s the recipe (in which I substituted fettuccine for spaghetti and added peas as a way of assuaging my carb guilt):

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Pauline’s Lemon Pasta – Serves 4 

300g spaghetti
1 lemon
1 onion – sliced finely
Half a red chilli – chopped finely, seeds removed
2 cloves garlic – chopped finely
250ml single cream
40g parmesan – grated

Handful of chopped parsley
Salt and Pepper
Olive Oil

Method

Cook the spaghetti in a large saucepan with plenty of salted water. Drain

Fry onion, chilli and garlic gently in a little olive oil in a saucepan.  Don’t let onion brown.

Add zest from the lemon and juice of half the lemon.  Stir to combine.

Add the single cream and heat quickly to prevent splitting.  Mine did a wee bit (mostly because I cheated and used milk instead of cream…duh) but came back together once I’d mixed it through.

Add the cooked pasta and stir through.  Season to taste with salt and pepper.
Serve with parmesan and parsley sprinkled on top.  Serve hot.

Oh, and I added the baby peas (cooked) at the end to add some more freshness and colour.

Voila.  Pretty easy. Give it a try if you’re looking for something different to the usual pasta and tomato-based sauce combo.

I’m still resting at home and trying not to eat everything in sight, but obviously failed tonight.  Sigh.  Will try again tomorrow and only eat things that are green and crispy.

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Lemon Ricotta Muffins

Lemon Ricotta Muffins

I am supposed to be on a diet.  Turns out I am not very good at this.  I am better at the “Eat Everything in Sight and then Eat Dessert” diet.  You may be familiar with it.  I think it is well known and quite popular.

Tonight I gave up entirely whilst trying to think of something to make for dinner.  Halfway between deciding whether I should have salad or steamed vegetables, I decided to make muffins.  As you do.  Lemon Ricotta Muffins.  Because I had leftover ricotta and some lemons.  I did not not need to make them.  I shouldn’t be eating them.  But, dammit, I started making them and then one thing led to another and, well, you know.  I took a photo but it’s not great.  Bad lighting and a general air of couldn’t-be-bothered.  You’ll just have to trust me.

So here’s my recipe.  I basically looked at recipes and then combined different ones together, based on what I had in terms of ingredients.  I wasn’t sure if it would even turn out, but they are actually quite light and fluffy and yummy and lemony.  I’m not really selling this, am I?  They’re nice, anyway and just the thing for this freezing cold Winter night, with a cup of tea, and MasterChef on the telly.  I can worry about diets tomorrow.

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Lemon Ricotta Muffins

2 cups Plain Flour
1/2 teaspoon Bicarb
1/2 teaspoon Baking Powder
3/4 cup Caster Sugar
1 cup Smooth Ricotta
1/2 cup Sunflower Oil
Zest of 2 Lemons
2 Eggs
1/4 cup Lemon Juice

Method

Whisk wet ingredients together in a large bowl until combined.

Sift dry ingredients over this mixture and fold in until just combined.

Half fill greased muffin tins (I used medium sized ones) and bake at 180 degrees Celcius for approx 30 minutes.

Remove from oven, let cool for a few minutes and then pop out on to a baking rack to cool completely.  Dust with icing sugar if desired and serve!  Nice served warm with a little bit of lemon curd.

Enjoy! 🙂

Quick Raspberry & Lemon Muffins

Quick Raspberry & Lemon Muffins

I’m not much of a muffin person.  I occasionally make them when I am just in the mood for some baking but can’t be bothered with anything too complicated, or that needs icing or decorating.  Hence these muffins, which I made last night when it was cold and I was at home alone and needing some comfort food.

These are really yummy, kinda zesty and moist.  Easy to make and simple to bake (and even easier to eat!).  I should possibly call them “Zombie Muffins” ’cause in the photo I took, they kinda look like bloody brains…you be the judge!  Here’s the recipe:

Quick Raspberry & Lemon Muffins

Preheat oven to 200 C
Spray a 12-hole muffin tin with cooking spray (or use patty pans)

1/2 Cup Yoghurt (I had raspberry greek yoghurt on hand
3 Tablespoons Vegetable Oil (I used canola)
1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
2 Egg Whites

220g Plain Flour, Sifted
3/4 Cup Caster Sugar
2 Teaspoons Baking Powder
1 Cup Frozen Raspberries
Zest from two lemons
2 Tablespoons coarse sugar for sprinkling

In a large bowl, mix wet ingredients together.  Sift together dry ingredients in another bowl and then add wet mixture.  Add Raspberries and zest. Stir just to combine.  Don’t over-beat. If mixture is a bit dry, add 1/2 cup milk to moisten.

Spoon mixture into prepared muffin tins and sprinkle with sugar.

Bake in oven for approximately 15-18 minutes until golden on top.

Enjoy!

You could try it with different fruit – stewed apple instead of raspberries, or blueberries or use oranges instead of lemons.  I had a bowlful of lemons so needed to use them up.  Anyway, the muffins are tasty and quite light (due to the yoghurt) and a nice little treat to have with a cuppa.

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